72

SO happy that I'm saving all this money by NOT buying cigarettes.

Now I can afford to buy a new iPhone.

60

Damn your black heart KwikTrip.

At least I'm saving $4.47 / day.

50

OK - I'm almost to 50 hours of being smoke-free.

It's still not as bad as I thought it would be.

I only want to kill every third person.

30 hours...

30 hours being tobacco-free.

Amazingly enough, the body count stands at zero.

It's a forgone conclusion that SOMEONE is gonna get to me.

It's just a matter of WHO, and WHEN.

This is like Jeopardy - be sure to phrase your ass-kicking in the form of a question.

12 hours

I quit smoking this (Sunday) morning at 9:30.

It will be a miracle if I don't kill someone this week...

You have been warned.