Arting for FSJ

Well - after a long hiatus, Fake Steve Jobs is back. And I'm back as well - creating yummy photoshoppy goodness for him. I've missed it so...

NOW - If I could only turn it into a paying gig - I could quit my real job. (Wait - I haven't STARTED my "real job" yet! :)

I'm back....

Word, bitches...

Yeah - that's from Dan Lyons blog - the writer formerly known as fake steve jobs.

they NEED me...

Such a bummer I don't like bangers & mash.

I could be a "double-o."

MI6 calls

cheerio!!!

Special Assignment, Part Deux

Fake Steve Jobs has used yet another Stallman pic of mine.

Apparently, RMS is doing quite a few crazy things.

Poor guy - he probably just needs a hug.

On Special Assignment...

It's that time again.

I went on special assignment for Fake Steve Jobs.

He used this photo in a recent post.

GOD - I love his blog.

You knew it was coming...

I HAD TO make this:

The New & Improved International sign for "choking."

And WOW - what a classless jag Bellicheck was.

Serves them right - cheaters never win.

Mighty Mouse...

OK - Good news.

Seems that Tom Brady has stepped in to help Britney.

His compassion knows no bounds.

Tom Brady Jumped the Grand Canyon

Amazing.

#12 can truly do it all.

Yet Another Award for #12...

Tom Brady has done it again!

He has been named ESPN's "Douche of the Year" for 2007!!!

Congrats Tom! Now go knock up another Supermodel.

Tom Brady Shot JFK

And then Jack Ruby shot Tom Brady.

But Tom Brady is bulletproof, so the bullet bounced off of him.

Yet More FSJ Stuff

So - seems Fake Steve Jobs hates Hillary Clinton as much as I do.

Check THIS out.

So what?!?!

Impressive news here.

I guess Hillary Clinton has received endorsements from Barbra Streisand, Kimora Lee Simmons, Rob Reiner, Dr. Maya Angelou, Billie Jean King, and get this - Pauly Shore.

Personally, I don't see the value in celebrity endorsements - but c'mon - Pauly Shore?

If you're Pauly Shore - or if anyone still calls you "Pauly" - the LAST thing you should be doing is giving ANYTHING an endorsement.

distraction...

OK - so the Packers aren't in the Super Bowl - but I STILL hate the Patriots.

Yoko Romo

Thank God that Jessica Simpson is dating Tony Romo.

They *say* that she wasn't at the Giants game - but all of us in Packerland know that she was.

Thanks Yoko. Love ya!

(And yes - I made the pic. I WISH it was real. Donations to put a real one up? Anyone??)

photocranking with fsj

SO - fakesteve has a little thing on his blog that allows you to put captions, word bubbles, etc on posted photos. It's called Photocrank. (their site here.)

here's one I made on his site, that he pulled out, and posted separately.

Word.



UPDATE: According to FSJ himself, I'm the "Art Director" for fakesteve.blogspot.com. How cool is THAT?!?!

Facebook, and the Z-Man

yet more photoshop work that made it onto fsj.
(well, at least the first photo did. I like the last one.)





now i just need to find a job where i can get paid to goof off like this:

More FSJ Art

My family seems to think that I have a man-crush on Fake Steve Jobs.

I just like the fact that he gives me an outlet for my photoshop habit. :)

iChatting with Fascists

Turns out that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a freaking blog. (And I bet he gets more hits than I do.)

That silly fact made me think of him using a webcam to chat with Hugo Chavez. Hysterical.

Some FSJ Stuff

If you don't read the Secret Diary of Steve Jobs - you really need to.

Here's just a smattering of some of the (unpaid - ha) work I've done for Fake Steve's Blog: