big fargin icehole

This thing is at the entrance to my office. 6" of ice. Ridiculous.

Its supposed to be 44 on Sunday. Maybe that'll melt the icehole.

Gorilla Diorama

2nd grade projects rule.

Pearl is back - farewell performance

This is the best.

dammit

Absolut and nicotine is working for me.

Who Are You?

I don't know who you are - Mr. or Ms. sbcglobal. But I'm curious.

You're from Milwaukee, and somehow, you spent 35 minutes viewing my blog, and looked at 40 different pages...



You're a mac user - PPC, actually - and that's all I know.

Please tell me who you are - hit the "HEY JAY!!" link to the right.

no power...

Ya. Power outage an hour ago. Its down to 66 degrees in here.

Stay Hot WE Energies!!!

72

SO happy that I'm saving all this money by NOT buying cigarettes.

Now I can afford to buy a new iPhone.

iBroke it

It finally happened tonight.

My iPhone needs to be repaired / replaced.

Shattered screen.

Damn concrete.

60

Damn your black heart KwikTrip.

At least I'm saving $4.47 / day.

50

OK - I'm almost to 50 hours of being smoke-free.

It's still not as bad as I thought it would be.

I only want to kill every third person.

30 hours...

30 hours being tobacco-free.

Amazingly enough, the body count stands at zero.

It's a forgone conclusion that SOMEONE is gonna get to me.

It's just a matter of WHO, and WHEN.

This is like Jeopardy - be sure to phrase your ass-kicking in the form of a question.

12 hours

I quit smoking this (Sunday) morning at 9:30.

It will be a miracle if I don't kill someone this week...

You have been warned.

Soho7

Exclusivity. It's a good thing.

At the base of the Andes

Simply put, stunning.

Special Assignment, Part Deux

Fake Steve Jobs has used yet another Stallman pic of mine.

Apparently, RMS is doing quite a few crazy things.

Poor guy - he probably just needs a hug.

On Special Assignment...

It's that time again.

I went on special assignment for Fake Steve Jobs.

He used this photo in a recent post.

GOD - I love his blog.

Charlie is a punk...

Don't "eff" with Charlie.



Now I just need to teach my son how to speak with a British accent.

You knew it was coming...

I HAD TO make this:

The New & Improved International sign for "choking."

And WOW - what a classless jag Bellicheck was.

Serves them right - cheaters never win.

Mo's

OK. No word from you tonight.

WTF?!?!?

First Attempt

OK - THIS is my first attempt at making a video...

Sorry if it sucks.



Additionally, for those who care:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2nje1ZlxGo

Mighty Mouse...

OK - Good news.

Seems that Tom Brady has stepped in to help Britney.

His compassion knows no bounds.