Very Few People are Going To Read This

Streaming via Netflix

2009-08-16T12:46:00.002-05:00

Ok. So I finally broke down and subscribed to Netflix. Simply for streaming to my xbox360.

I'm RE-hooked on Lost now.

I never watched Lost until the 3rd or 4th season. I'm watching it now from the beginning.

It really IS fantastic television.

Living under a rock...

2009-07-27T10:05:00.001-05:00

I must have been - as today is the first time I've seen this.

Apparently, it went viral a WHILE ago.

Lip Dub - Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger from amandalynferri on Vimeo.

One word - awesome.

2009-07-18T12:53:00.001-05:00

Some crazy guy strapped his iPhone 3GS to an RC airplane - and flew it around.

Video recording is cool. Now unlock on it on the original 3G!

Arting for FSJ

2009-07-17T09:39:00.006-05:00

Well - after a long hiatus, Fake Steve Jobs is back. And I'm back as well - creating yummy photoshoppy goodness for him. I've missed it so...

NOW - If I could only turn it into a paying gig - I could quit my real job. (Wait - I haven't STARTED my "real job" yet! :)

Hothothot

2009-06-23T18:44:00.000-05:00

Awesome day to be riding.

J.H. Christ on a popsicle stick!!!

2009-06-18T15:19:00.001-05:00

Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse???

He's Baaaaack!!!

...with the moster

2009-02-14T12:56:00.001-06:00

It's my new toaster.

Rockin' toasted breadstuffs like no other.

Me too Nabisco, me too...

2009-01-22T12:56:00.000-06:00

Archer

2009-01-07T20:13:00.001-06:00

Pretty cool. He loves it!

Laptops in disguise...

2008-12-24T09:46:00.001-06:00

The definition of Insanity

2008-12-22T19:15:00.001-06:00

It was ONE DEGREE today!

Right before Doritos

2008-11-12T18:32:00.001-06:00

Whoa. Totally.

Best. Job. Ever.

2008-10-02T07:44:00.000-05:00

Sign me up!

Stripes

2008-09-21T14:07:00.001-05:00

Pack 246 from Hillside Elementary in Brookfield, WI.

Pack Yell to get into the mess hall on Saturday Night.

The boys were amazing. I have never been more proud. (haha.)

Home Sweet Home

2008-09-19T19:21:00.001-05:00

I'm back....

2008-09-11T22:08:00.005-05:00

Word, bitches...

Yeah - that's from Dan Lyons blog - the writer formerly known as fake steve jobs.

Chuck Storm is the MAN!!!

2008-09-11T19:46:00.001-05:00

Nice work - ya doofus.

Steal Everything...

2008-09-01T20:14:00.001-05:00

OK - so after the Kid Rock show last Thursday, I felt the need to go out and spend $10 on his new CD.

It's fantastic.

I WAS going to just download it - possibly illegally - but then I figured - WTF, it's only $10. (Plus - I saved a buck using a Best Buy coupon.)

Anyway - buy the CD. It's called "Rock N Roll Jesus"

Frozen Tundra?

2008-09-01T15:39:00.000-05:00

Yikes.

Kid Rock at Club HOG 25

2008-09-01T14:12:00.002-05:00

Friggin' awesome - lyrics DEFINITELY not for children.

Mullet Central

2008-08-30T22:11:00.000-05:00

Effing awesome.

Puts the "ay" in gay...

2008-08-30T18:54:00.000-05:00

Yawn. Hal's sucks.

Wisconsin HD

2008-08-29T13:04:00.001-05:00

Party on bitches.

Kid

2008-08-28T21:15:00.000-05:00

Whoa.

3rd Row for Kid Rock

2008-08-28T19:28:00.000-05:00

Hells yeah.

Sugarland

2008-08-28T18:18:00.000-05:00

Never heard of them. Decent country.

Sexxxxy

2008-08-28T15:48:00.001-05:00

Kid Rock in 5 hours. Sexy? Right now.

Me. Every month.

2008-08-25T10:00:00.001-05:00

Word.

More Fun

2008-08-24T10:53:00.000-05:00

Cool. Superman Coaster. Bringing it.

New iPod nano?

2008-08-23T11:14:00.003-05:00

Ya gotta admit - it looks pretty cool! We'll see if it's real, or not...

(Taken from boygeniusreport.com)

exactly...

2008-08-21T07:59:00.001-05:00

SEXY!!!

2008-08-13T13:29:00.000-05:00

The shorts & socks combo is timeless!

Skin to win, my man. Skin to win!

Punched a building...

2008-08-08T12:00:00.001-05:00

I got SO mad at work today, I punched the side of the building.

It's a miracle that it's still standing.

effing traffic...

2008-08-05T23:21:00.000-05:00

Dammit.

Chris Matthews asks about Obama

2008-07-13T10:03:00.000-05:00

sacrilege...

2008-07-12T14:03:00.000-05:00

ouch.

You have GOT to be effing kidding me...

2008-07-06T10:30:00.000-05:00

Unbelievable.

Dude got 100% on GH3's hardest song.

3722 notes.

Ridiculous.

3 Times

2008-07-01T07:34:00.001-05:00

Hysterical.

Just what I needed to start my day right.

Mileage of the Beast

2008-06-28T19:47:00.001-05:00

Whoa. Evil bike.

Holy Crap.

2008-06-20T16:45:00.000-05:00

Um. Ya.

Wow

2008-06-20T16:35:00.000-05:00

Roof walk at Miller Park.

Amazing.

Zoo

2008-06-14T13:37:00.000-05:00

Cool.

Monday?

2008-06-07T16:21:00.001-05:00

Rumor has it that the new iPhone drops Monday.

Sweet.

Dead Guy

2008-06-06T12:58:00.000-05:00

Cool way to go out, I guess.

Put me in a sidecar. All good.

Sweet Caroline

2008-06-01T18:59:00.000-05:00

Sung by the incomparable Mr. Cesar Palace.

Riversplash

2008-05-31T20:34:00.001-05:00

10 minutes til sexy.

that's what she said...

2008-05-31T02:02:00.001-05:00

disturbing...

2008-05-30T15:28:00.000-05:00

Whoa.

Thanks to Cesar for this one:

Lulu

2008-05-26T01:01:00.001-05:00

Love it. She's a fine girl. What a good wife she will be...

Holy Hill

2008-05-24T16:32:00.000-05:00

Bike ride. Awesome.

Upgrades

2008-05-24T12:53:00.002-05:00

New speakers in the Road Glide.

Yes Virginia - that's a pic from the FRONT of the bike!

Dig it.

Robots in disguise...

2008-05-19T22:38:00.001-05:00

Giggling.

Rated M, for "Mature."

2008-05-16T17:32:00.000-05:00

Gotta break this out once the boy goes back to his Mom's.

First...

2008-05-16T17:28:00.001-05:00

My 8 year old just sent his first email.

Friggin' awesome!!!

Eyebrow Man

2008-05-16T08:01:00.001-05:00

Milwaukee has a new superhero.

Eyebrowman.

Yikers!!!

New eMac

2008-05-15T12:51:00.001-05:00

The boy now has his own rig.

G4 / 1.0 gHz.

Good News - Kind of...

2008-05-14T20:56:00.001-05:00

56%

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

iPod Vending Machine

2008-05-14T18:03:00.001-05:00

Wow.

How cool is this?!?!?

Brewer Game

2008-05-11T13:21:00.000-05:00

0-0. Yawn.

5 Card Studs

2008-05-10T22:15:00.001-05:00

Its been far too long, my friends...

Homeward Bound

2008-05-10T13:52:00.000-05:00

Its mine. Officially.

For Real?

2008-05-08T18:44:00.003-05:00

For that "gas station taste," in the comfort of your own home.

I bet these are HUGE in Mississippi.

Mine

2008-05-07T13:58:00.001-05:00

Signed today. Lucille II is getting worked on, and will be "home" this
Saturday.

It can't come soon enough.

Michigan Ave.

2008-05-06T16:09:00.000-05:00

Midwest Mecca.

Michigan Avenue Apple Store.

Anton is an alcohol God

2008-05-03T19:50:00.001-05:00

NOBODY makes drinks like Anton.

J2's First Communion

2008-05-03T15:52:00.001-05:00

Little man did it.

Behaved like a champ. Great day.

Last Photo

2008-04-29T18:08:00.000-05:00

This is it.
The last photo I'll take of Lucille1.
Let the shopping begin.

too old

2008-04-27T00:32:00.001-05:00

Yikers. Don't even ask...

ret hel intru yoh hawt

2008-04-25T20:08:00.000-05:00

Seriously?

Seriously.

this says it all...

2008-04-24T20:09:00.001-05:00

no witty commentary needed.
I'm seriously sick to my stomach.

possibilities

2008-04-24T09:58:00.006-05:00

SO - I *may* have found someone to buy my Harley. He's coming over to take a look at her sometime in the next hour or so...

It'll be sad to see her go. But it's time to move on.

Lucille (the bike) and I have been through a lot together. A divorce, new jobs, near-death experiences, new relationships, et al.

Upgrades baby - upgrades...

Am I *really* old enough to ride THIS:
wow.
me.
on a 'geezer glide.'

Satellite

2008-04-23T20:25:00.001-05:00

Collective Soul & The Atlanta Symphony Youth Orchestra.

Amazing.

It's 11:30

2008-04-21T23:32:00.001-05:00

Don't you people have homes?!?!?

temperature...

2008-04-19T18:13:00.001-05:00

Insert Beavis & Butthead laugh here.

Fugly

2008-04-19T14:51:00.001-05:00

Ugly stock seat. Going to Wis HD with David now.

Back 2 Work

2008-04-15T13:14:00.000-05:00

First ride to the office. Yay!!!

Frog & Toad

2008-04-12T15:09:00.000-05:00

Great seats for a play. We're supporting the arts. Haha.

Passing of a Legend...

2008-04-10T00:02:00.000-05:00

re-post

Bob Kames, Milwaukee's own music man, died of prostate cancer today, according to his family.

Kames popularized an old-world tune called "Dance Little Bird" - better known as "The Chicken Dance." He long operated the Bob Kames Wonderful World of Music stores here in Milwaukee. He recorded more than 70 albums in his long career. Other professional work included a stint with the Lawrence Welk Orchestra.

His legal name remained Robert Kujawa, but he was known as Bob Kames, his professional name.

Another one of Kames' songs also made the big-time, said his son, Bob Kames, Jr. In 1949, Kames composed a pop tune in honor of his future wife, calling it, "You Are My One True Love." The tune was based on a Polish folk song. After being turned down by major labels, he recorded it himself, paying for the first 5,000 records himself.

It was picked up by London Records in England, becoming a huge hit.

"He wrote that for her," Bob Jr. said of his late mother, Edith Kames. "It was a million-seller. Lawrence Welk recorded it and Frankie Yankovic, and John and Sandra Steel, and others."

RDNK BCH

2008-04-09T07:53:00.000-05:00

Nice license plate, nice "balls" hanging.

Classy!

It's alive - ALIVE!!!

2008-04-08T19:09:00.003-05:00

After sitting, cold, covered, and alone, since October - Lucille started up without a hitch today.

Crappy weather all this week - but maybe Sunday. We'll see

Amy Winehouse

2008-04-08T15:48:00.003-05:00

'nuff said.

Bottom of 4

2008-04-06T14:20:00.000-05:00

Brewers up 2-0.

Opening Weekend

2008-04-06T11:55:00.001-05:00

Brewers vs. Giants.

Thanks Auntie. :)

The Toys

2008-04-05T22:41:00.000-05:00

Eh.

way too old

2008-04-05T01:28:00.001-05:00

I'm WAY too old to be HERE!!

Tiki Skeleton Says, "drink."

2008-03-30T00:19:00.000-05:00

Yeah. He does.

And his word is GOLD.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

2008-03-25T09:17:00.000-05:00

OK - I think I'm gonna hurl...

93-Year-Olds Charged In Manatee County Sex Sting

By ANTHONY CORMIER
Sarasota Herald-Tribune
Published: March 25, 2008

MANATEE COUNTY - Prosecutors are moving ahead with a case against one of two 93-year-old men picked up during undercover prostitution stings.

In the case of Frank Milio, prosecutors have issued subpoenas and plan to take him to trial in April.

Milio, according to police records, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer on 14th Street West.

Milio recently told the Herald-Tribune he was only flirting with the woman.

"I haven't had that in years," he said. "Ninety-three is kind of old."

Carlos Underhill, 93, will not be charged, although he does not deny stopping to chat with the "good-looking girl" who made eyes at him and turned out to be an undercover officer.

Police say Underhill was willing to pay $30 for sex and that he promised to come back a few hours later to consummate the deal.

Prosecutors say that they cannot move ahead with the criminal case because there is no way to prove Underhill planned to come back.

Underhill was fined $150 for trying to pick up a prostitute in 1990, when he was 75. In the latest case, he says, he was not cruising Tamiami Trail for sex: He just wanted to chat with the buxom woman who smiled at him as he drove past.

"All I was going to do was talk," he said Monday. "It wasn't for sex. I am 93, you know."

The "C" stands for METAL!

2008-03-25T06:51:00.000-05:00

Friggin Awesome.

they NEED me...

2008-03-25T00:58:00.002-05:00

Such a bummer I don't like bangers & mash.

I could be a "double-o."

MI6 calls

cheerio!!!

old photo

2008-03-22T11:10:00.005-05:00

I took this photo a while ago - and it made me giggle.

Not sure what - if anything - I can do with it.

Uploaded for your enjoyment.

what i do...

2008-03-19T08:08:00.001-05:00

This sums it up best:

owned

2008-03-11T22:59:00.003-05:00

Life is good.

The boy didn't win any speed awards - but he did manage to walk away with the "Best Theme Design" for his "Black Pearl" pinewood car.

Additionally - I took home the gold for the fastest Dad.

The bar has been set for next year.

PWD 2K8

2008-03-11T12:10:00.002-05:00

Rock the house.

We'll see on Tuesday Night how well the "Black Pearl" runs...

sucking off the corporate teat

2008-03-03T07:35:00.000-06:00

Waiting for my latte.

Bastards!!

big fargin icehole

2008-02-28T15:55:00.000-06:00

This thing is at the entrance to my office. 6" of ice. Ridiculous.

Its supposed to be 44 on Sunday. Maybe that'll melt the icehole.

Gorilla Diorama

2008-02-27T20:15:00.000-06:00

2nd grade projects rule.

Pearl is back - farewell performance

2008-02-26T14:33:00.000-06:00

This is the best.

dammit

2008-02-24T00:24:00.001-06:00

Absolut and nicotine is working for me.

Who Are You?

2008-02-21T12:19:00.004-06:00

I don't know who you are - Mr. or Ms. sbcglobal. But I'm curious.

You're from Milwaukee, and somehow, you spent 35 minutes viewing my blog, and looked at 40 different pages...

You're a mac user - PPC, actually - and that's all I know.

Please tell me who you are - hit the "HEY JAY!!" link to the right.

no power...

2008-02-20T21:57:00.000-06:00

Ya. Power outage an hour ago. Its down to 66 degrees in here.

Stay Hot WE Energies!!!